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ive spent like £350+ on clothing in the past month to look nice for pizza date guy?????? i think??? idk im subconsciously needing to look cute????

tagged as: idek what im doingn;  i brought dresses and skirts???????;  ??????????;  my wife reckons so???????;  yy????????;  crotch's life;  pizza date guy;  save me yo;  



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zer0-2-hero:

stylinwho:

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Whoever is willing to risk something like that without even pausing is the kind of person I want to be my best friend




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cooasswhiteboiii47:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

can’t get over this

tagged as: this is just basic human society thinggy whatever the word is because they wont go out of their way to help a homeless person;  because they believe somebody else will so since the majority of people do this nothing actually happens;  but someone holding a sign saying 'fuck the poor' will cause outrage because its disgusting;  but it's just basic ignorance in all;  that people wont help the poor but its not going to bother the person who walks on by;  they'll forget about it in a few hours;  but then some people dont have enough to help others;  idk im irritated that people will reblog this and be all;  'ugh how selfish not helping them' but dont actually help people in their life by donating and shit;  its all stupid;  these tags are long;  whatever;  



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becomingadonis:

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Chris Pratt Got in Trouble for Flashing His ‘Parks & Rec’ Co-Stars

Relevant because I’m rewatching parks and rec.




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vinebox:

Then there’s always this family member who say this every family reunion




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khaleesibeyonce:

jhenne-bean:

desidere:

Coming soon to Disney

BYEEEE

yo im not playin around but i genuinely cant tell whos who rn




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ireekoftimetokill:

ssophoo:

zalein:

7at1stroke:

オフィスでの護身術から恋愛術まで!八極拳などの中国拳法を日常生活で使ってみた。(livedoor) - MOVIE ENTER~映画情報サイト - livedoor ニュース

Does anyone know what style this is?

Can we talk about the fact that she is doing this in Heels?!




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johnny-worthington:

bluekulele:

fynewnewyork:

Only a few people in the whole universe can play one of these, and they’re not very good at it.

http://www.volpinprops.com/portfolio/holophonor-futurama/

OH MY GOD THE STAND IS THE ROBOT DEVIL’S HANDS WOW THAT’S CLEVER

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED




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holyfudgincrackpots:

sHIT




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matt112830:

sharplydressedtentacles:

banesidhe:

calming-tea:

samrgarrett:

outofthecavern:

opiatevampire:

theworldisconfused:

In addition to essentially inventing the computer, Alan Turing also broke the German Enigma Code during World War II which paved the way for the D-Day invasion. The man was a hyper-genius. I’ve read descriptions of his work by mathematical physicist Sir Roger Penrose. He’s been a hero of mine ever since.

The level of thought required to come up with the stuff he came up with is totally beyond my comprehension. I actually did not even know about his orientation until much later. He was prosecuted and ordered to undergo chemical castration. Soon thereafter, he committed suicide by eating a cyanide-laced apple.

The government forced him to take estrogen as a punishment (or “cure”?). He began to develop breasts and other side effects.

He committed suicide by biting into a cyanide laced apple. This is supposedly the inspiration for the name/logo of Apple computers.

omfg

omfg

and old Apple computers

the apple was a rainbow 

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Reblogging again because more people need to know about Turing dammit.

Whoa…




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jazzumon:

scottacon:

gotta go fast

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING




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drkarayua:

attention-bot:

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This speaks to me




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People will stare. Make it worth their while → Alexander McQueen | Pre-Fall ‘10-‘11


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