Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk.
Richard Speight jr
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Misha looks like he’s ready to fuck a brotha up
i bought these straws that are for milkand when you drink the milk it gives it strawberry flavouring and i’m going to try it with pepsi instead
IF YOU COME UP WITH A CRAZY IDEA LIKE THIS
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
STRAWBERRY PEPSI IS FUCKING DELICIOUS
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
this is the best advice ever omg
The other night i was lying in bed just drifting off to sleep when i thought
“I’ll get out my club and balls and lets see if i can make your hole in one”
wHY WAS I THINKING UP GOLF RELATED PICK Up LINES?!?!